The girlfriend's cousin relocated up there with his missus to have a family. He's now a copper.Originally Posted by Ash
The girlfriend's cousin relocated up there with his missus to have a family. He's now a copper.
Ohh I could be a copper! I'd like to be a copper. You get a uniform and a truncheon and wander about looking reassuring. Piece of piss.
Better off being a Postman.
You still get your uniform but also a wee van (bicycle for the summer should you wish), a shorter day and less chance of violence.
The path of the mail delivery operative is quite simply the better choice.
I wonder do they earn very much though, postmen? I'd quite like to drive around all the farms in my little van with my wee cat, delivering birthday cards and letters containing good news, but I'd need a minimum of £60k a year to tempt me out of retirement.
He tells me he spends most of his working days playing hide and seek with colleagues, which involves sitting in his patrol car in various nooks and crannies around town eating burgers.
The fat ****.
Your mum, not him.
My mate up in Stoke...ace lad...good family too...excellent for banter....has a luxury penthouse apartment he paid less that £200k for but would go for £1m easily in London.
Makes you think...
Side note...best Stoke story I ever heard was them leaving a game early so they could launch snow balls at the away fans
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