Blokes on moped mounted the curb and snatched the missus's phone this morning

[Sir C]

I have no problem with differing opinions.... the problem i have is that they repeat their differences every week or so and use the same reasoning each time.

I'm a sheep sir C, why be original when i can just hang on to the coat tails or whatever I choose

A shoop? Is that northern for gimp?

Have you seen that docuemntary series about the Lakes and the Yorkshire Dales? It's been lovely, but I'm convinced it's narrated by thon professional Yorkshireman wossname, Mike Harding, but the credits disagree.

Mike Harding. Whatever happened to Mike Harding?

[Pokster]

A shoop? Is that northern for gimp?

Have you seen that docuemntary series about the Lakes and the Yorkshire Dales? It's been lovely, but I'm convinced it's narrated by thon professional Yorkshireman wossname, Mike Harding, but the credits disagree.

Mike Harding. Whatever happened to Mike Harding?

No not seen it.... I saw Mike Harding in concert about 35 years ago