Funniest name you've encountered so far today?

[Peter]

When was the last time a stand up started a gag, "So Paddy and Mick walked into a bar..."?

Ben Elton killed comedy. FACT.

I didn't have you down as a fan of old school, racist stand up, Sir C.

It takes all sorts I spose...

[Sir C]

I didn't have you down as a fan of old school, racist stand up, Sir C.

It takes all sorts I spose...

I've got DVD collections of all the greats, p. Manning, Davidson, Jones. Classic bantz.

[Peter]

I've got DVD collections of all the greats, p. Manning, Davidson, Jones. Classic bantz.

We are still no closer to knowing why you are in the dock with the FCO.

Can you at least tell us which Ambassador it was?

[Sir C]

We are still no closer to knowing why you are in the dock with the FCO.

Can you at least tell us which Ambassador it was?

I can say no more. GCHQ are undoubtedly monitoring this thread. (Some bloke's car is a week late )