Here's what I want to know about Hawking's death: when did they turn off his voice?

[Pokster]

I've got to take a group of senior motor industry executives to a títty bar in Germany in a couple of weeks. The problem with German is that all the títty bars are knocking shops, so some blokes inevitably take the hospitality too far and it costs me a fortune

Is that what you used car salesmen get up to?

[Sir C]

Is that what you used car salesmen get up to?

Yes, it's more glamourous than you bank clerks cashing up bags of 2p bits for pensioners, isn't it?

[Pokster]

Yes, it's more glamourous than you bank clerks cashing up bags of 2p bits for pensioners, isn't it?

them damn pensioners have to bag up there own change, don't make our job seem less glam' than it really is