peter. You cannot abandon a lady and leave her potless and homeless.

[Sir C]

Just out of interest, is this the approach you took to ‘Dear cùnt...’ lady?
Is she currently wintering on the south coast on your dollar?

She dialled the speaking clock in Australia and left the phone off the hook, the bill being, of course, in my name. When I explained to BT that I had been the victim of a sort of practical joke they sympathised enormously and allowed to me to pay the bill over 3 months. The bástards.

[barrybueno]

She dialled the speaking clock in Australia and left the phone off the hook, the bill being, of course, in my name. When I explained to BT that I had been the victim of a sort of practical joke they sympathised enormously and allowed to me to pay the bill over 3 months. The bástards.

the cheeky cow nicked that off Only Fools and Horses