Good grief, I've never seen so many bed wetters on Twitter.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I think they're finally realising that, in whatever form, it's actually going to happen.

The really extraordinary thing at the moment is how it's all happening. You currently have the Tory Brexiteer ERG more closely aligned with Barnier than they are with their own Prime Minister despite the fact that what both Barnier and the ERG are advocating is the adoption of the same deal that PM proposed at Lancaster House. Meanwhile, in pursuit of her unworkable Chequers plan, the PM seems ready to collapse her government entirely.

It's genuinely bizarre. She'll have to go.

So b, given your legendary ability to read the political landscape with such uncanny prescience, can you assure me that there is no prospect whatsoever of that scruffy shambolic **** Boris Johnson ever occupying Number 10?

I mean fer fuxake he doesn't even seem capable of brushing his hair. I'll bet the **** can't wipe his arse either!