multitude of simpering snowflakes that he was going to ask them to do something that required both hands which would mean having to put their mobile phones away which he knew, he said, would feel very strange for a lot of them. Half of the assembled half wits burst into tears at the very idea of course.
At one point the light behind him shone through his diaphanous gown and gave the impression of a silhouette of an enormous cock. Having assumed it was simply a trick of the light I now realise that it was, in fact, his enormous membrum virile.