Being serious for a second. it's actually legitimately getting on my nerves now

[Peter]

Not really. I think this is why I find it annoying.

Would I? not currently but probably in the past yes.

THere is only one way out of this. Tell her you are gay.

Surprised nobody has mentioned this. Foolproof.

[Pat Vegas]

THere is only one way out of this. Tell her you are gay.

Surprised nobody has mentioned this. Foolproof.

might work every other bloke in the office is.

[Peter]

might work every other bloke in the office is.

Ah, so it might create a very different problem for you.

Ok, the nuclear option- say you have herpes.

[Pat Vegas]

Ah, so it might create a very different problem for you.

Ok, the nuclear option- say you have herpes.

I feel more disappointed that the gay fellas don't try it on with me.

[Sir C]

I feel more disappointed that the gay fellas don't try it on with me.

None of my gay friends fancy me

Except one, maybe, but he's the most appalling **** with no standards whatsoever

[Maravilloso Marvo]

None of my gay friends fancy me

Except one, maybe, but he's the most appalling **** with no standards whatsoever

Message reported to Burney.

[PSRB]

Message reported to Burney.

Tap in, but finished well