Jack Wilshere is an interesting player.

[Sir C]

You have chastised me in the past, at times aggressively and excessively if I may say so, for having opinions which could be deemed as negative towards our players.

Lecturing me at length about what being a supporter means, as if I am some newbie on the scene, which we both know is factually incorrect.

Now this.

You're nothing but a Dutch Irish mongrel charlatan.

That is my final word on this. Good day.

Ooh, touchy.

Off you flounce, Paddy. Must be time for your breakfast pint.

[SWv2]

Ooh, touchy.

Off you flounce, Paddy. Must be time for your breakfast pint.

I had a homemade “juice” for breakfast, not sure exactly what was in it but the colour was very green, and a digestive biscuit with Nutella.

[Sir C]

I had a homemade “juice” for breakfast, not sure exactly what was in it but the colour was very green, and a digestive biscuit with Nutella.

mrs w has one of those juicer things? My glw bought one but luckily got bored with it inside a week. Back of the cupboard it is.

I wonder what those juices are supposed to do for you. Make you shít regular, I suppose.

[SWv2]

mrs w has one of those juicer things? My glw bought one but luckily got bored with it inside a week. Back of the cupboard it is.

I wonder what those juices are supposed to do for you. Make you shít regular, I suppose.

Yes, Nutri Bullet thing but of course that is merely a brand name which has been taken into common vernacular, see Hoover for a well know case study.

Fruit, veg, spices and seeds / powders (legal). All blitzed to fúck and then decanted into a glass sat waiting for me as I start the challenges of a new day.

Some are vile, truly so, and will be chucked down the sink.