Let's get behind the team tonight I will be.

[SWv2]

giving my team my full support.
well as much as I can from my sofa.

Watching arsenal must make me nervous as about 40 mins in I am bursting to pee but I don't like going for a piss during the game as I miss goals.

I shall miss the first 15-20 mins as I will be overseeing training of my own team, Wenger style, whistle in hand.

My single hope is that by the time I get in we have not conceded.

[Pat Vegas]

I shall miss the first 15-20 mins as I will be overseeing training of my own team, Wenger style, whistle in hand.

My single hope is that by the time I get in we have not conceded.

I dread they score within the first 5 mins.

However I am trying to think of it like tonight's mission: score goals.

[Norn Iron]

I shall miss the first 15-20 mins as I will be overseeing training of my own team, Wenger style, whistle in hand.

My single hope is that by the time I get in we have not conceded.

Is that SW Junior's team or an actual real man's team?

[SWv2]

Is that SW Junior's team or an actual real man's team?

Fúck off real men.

U10 Norn, grass roots. I am instilling basic football principles and techniques at a crucial formative stage in their careers.

Essentially it is all rabonas followed by the dab when they score. It’s a fúcking nightmare as you will realise I can’t even really swear or shout.

[Norn Iron]

Fúck off real men.

U10 Norn, grass roots. I am instilling basic football principles and techniques at a crucial formative stage in their careers.

Essentially it is all rabonas followed by the dab when they score. It’s a fúcking nightmare as you will realise I can’t even really swear or shout.

The future of the point! I hope you give them a good ticking off with every dab.