Neymar had 13 goals last season.

[eastgermanautos]

whilst playing 30 games. Is this worth 40m pounds a year. I have my doubts. That's 3 million pounds per goal, give or take.

http://us.soccerway.com/players/neym...junior/102697/

[Sir C]

whilst playing 30 games. Is this worth 40m pounds a year. I have my doubts. That's 3 million pounds per goal, give or take.

http://us.soccerway.com/players/neym...junior/102697/

Do you think he does anything else though? I mean as well as having goals? Maybe he makes the tea and cuts up the oranges at half time.

[Ash]

Do you think he does anything else though? I mean as well as having goals? Maybe he makes the tea and cuts up the oranges at half time.

Oranges need to be cut up before half-time, surely. Perhaps that is one of his responsibilities if he starts from the bench?

[Sir C]

Oranges need to be cut up before half-time, surely. Perhaps that is one of his responsibilities if he starts from the bench?

It always struck me as a most inappropriate half time refreshment; a quarter of an orange and a cup of sweet milky tea? Bleeurgh. I suppose they drink water these days. Fancy dans and no mistake.

[Ash]

It always struck me as a most inappropriate half time refreshment; a quarter of an orange and a cup of sweet milky tea? Bleeurgh. I suppose they drink water these days. Fancy dans and no mistake.

I used to love the half-time oranges. Best part of the match, ISTR. Probably because the rest of the time my team were being beaten about 12-0.

[Sir C]

I used to love the half-time oranges. Best part of the match, ISTR. Probably because the rest of the time my team were being beaten about 12-0.

I played with a lad for a while who used to enjoy a spliff at half time. It didn't particularly detract from his performance, either. He was shít in the first half as well.