my neighbour has crashed into my car

[Peter]

they tend to do that when their driver hits a stationary vehicle...

Has to be said.... all the worst driving I see on the roads is done by men.

Women do tend to be less proficient technically, but also less dangerous.

[Pat Vegas]

they tend to do that when their driver hits a stationary vehicle...

their car has returned to the car park. not a mark on it

[Peter]

their car has returned to the car park. not a mark on it

I take it all back. She's an evil genius!

[Pat Vegas]

I take it all back. She's an evil genius!

Now I am beginning to think she did on purpose on the way to a garage appointment.

I haven't bumped (maybe the wrong word) into them since.