Best solution is a ten billion pound fine. Donate the money to the needy.
You do realise these people have money pissing out of the very ground on which they walk? And, in any case, "Sidi" Mansour has no heart at all. No, no, no heart at all.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."