semblance of its old self. Headgear may come back like The Candyman and start banning all and sundry for having the temerity to dispute his own worldview.
Did Monty just fade away quietly or did he announce his retirement?
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Oh *******s, has the dirty c**t cancer been hitting your family C? Got my mum and dad in the last 8 years. Had a cancer scare myself about 4 years ago. When you’re a big fraidy cat like me, hearing the C word is like a nightmare you have as a kid when a primeval demon is hovering outside your bedroom window.