For God's sake
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Indeed. Football went from honourable gentlemen such as Gorgeous George and El Tel (Que descanse en paz) exchanging brown envelopes at the Winchester Club to billionaire blackhat hackers, vertically-integrated terror group fixers and Wall Street-listed weapons and narcotics dealing dark money financiers in the blink of an eye.
But at least we sorted all the corruption out.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."