Good Lord! Is that really a thing then? I mean, I'm from Henley-on-Thames; could I become a professional African?
Probably best not though, thinking about it; at my age. They make you drink Elephant Carlsberg brewed-under-licence and other mucky slops like that. No wonder the Donald called them all ****hole countries (besides the fact that you often have to literally **** in a hole, of course; sanitation facilities being what they are). Not pleasant.
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