Word on the street (if there was anyone) is another 3 weeks of lockdown

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

This forecast. Was it issued by Professor of Facts Neil Ferguson, who forecast a bazillion deaths from Swine flu (actual deaths 400) and numptytrillion deaths from Mad Cow Disease (actual deaths 2).

Book learning ****ers. Don’t trust anyone who’s been to university. Lazy ****s regurgitating utter bilge because that’s easier than earning an honest living.

I'm fairly sure more than two cows died, C. I distinctly remember some BJP opposition MP saying India should take all our mad cows to stop them being murdered by the evil British govt.