Oh, no. The NHS hands out free porn now? Is there nothing these people can't do
Originally Posted by Monty92
I tried to think of it like that when I had to go to hospital to give a sperm sample. Was a bit tricky getting in the right mood in the knowledge that there was probably someone on the floor below me getting told they have 3 months to live.
Turned out the absolute f*cking mountain of porn they kindly leave for you did help me overcome that particular hurdle, tbf.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."