Oh she knows how I vote, and she also knows that however she votes won't make any difference as we're a safe Tory seat... but most importantly she knows that if she tells me how she voted I'll take the piss.
I bet your missus secretly voted for Comrade Jeremy, in the hope that he'll deal with you
That's not even funny. I hate anti-semitism.
There is something almost mesmerising about left-wingers voting for an institutionally racist party at this, the most woke time in history, a time when anti-racism is the single flagship ideological totem of the left, one that dominates every subject and discourse to the extent that you cannot fart in front of a member of a racial minority group without being accused of being a Nazi.
And they decided that this - THIS! - was the time to break cover and reveal their anti-racism credentials to be what we always knew they were: a sham.
I don't think I'll ever get bored of reminding them of this.