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Thread: The Shadow Home Secretary and putative holder of one of the great Offices of State

  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Aha! I wonder if I've misremembered or whether there are two versions out there.
    Cold where I'm from

  2. #22
    There would appear to be two of them...witch is appropriate
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Cold where I'm from
    Two versions then.

    I rather like 'flat', actually. I may amend mu usage.

    What else do we have for 'cold'? 'As a polar bear's arse', I suppose. Must be something better.

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    A Hollywood icon struck down by Parkinson's at a relatively young age is inherently funny, though.
    Oh Monty how could you? Not like he was ever an asshole like some of them... Star of quite easily the greatest ever eighties film
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Two versions then.

    I rather like 'flat', actually. I may amend mu usage.

    What else do we have for 'cold'? 'As a polar bear's arse', I suppose. Must be something better.
    Cold enough to freeze the bollox off a brass monkey - not a simile I know - and long ago was contracted simply to "brass monkey weather"

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Two versions then.

    I rather like 'flat', actually. I may amend mu usage.

    What else do we have for 'cold'? 'As a polar bear's arse', I suppose. Must be something better.
    I like the 'It's a bit Pearl Harbor out there'
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    I like the 'It's a bit Pearl Harbor out there'
    Nice one b, nice one.

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I prefer the simile 'like a shítting dog', m.
    Another canine won...

    "Like a dog eating hot chips"
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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