Gosh, I hope she's real, beautiful and interested in sexual congress with ole WES and no one else
This really must be my lucky day
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Reminds me of when Sarah-Ashley used to hound me with PMs...
That girl was bat shít mental.