What does an attractive young lady like that see in rat-faced IQ-vacuum Jamie Vardy?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
As a bit of Insider background, I have heard that it is alleged that when Jamie first joined up with the England squad, Our Wayne didn't think that he was good enough and didn't have the right background - i.e Premier League Academy, England youth, U21s etc and so made his life hell during squad time greatly upsetting Jamie and, by proxy, Mrs Vardy. This would be her revenge (again alledgedly). Knowing football's pecking order as I do, this is highly believable.
A little disappointed...should’ve just said - yeah i told because you’re a skank