Proper rain, this.

[Rich]

Epic bantz, i.

I remember driving past it after the game on the day we beat Leicester in 2004. The suitably refreshed patrons were blocking the road having an impromptu football match.

I was driving a convertible

A Bentley, perhaps?

[Sir C]

A Bentley, perhaps?

Good God no. I’m not a second division footballer with a perm.