I actually laughed at the ****s dive, didn't think for one second the ref or var would buy it. Píssed off he didn't then get booked though. Him and Salah really do play to a different set of rules imo.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'