He's a diving ****.
That is all.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
When it came down to clamping down on the ''dark arts'', Martin Atkinson was an ineffectual bumbling cund
10 characters? Pile of cund.