Normally, one takes a dim view of the Swiss. Yesterday, however, I met one whose name

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

is Roger Kunz.

I made sure to get his business card, which will now occupy the same pantheon currently graced by such august names as Fanny Pounder and Bent Willy Hansen.

And presumably, with the Swiss being basically krauts, they place a "t" sound before a "z" so his name in pronounced Coonts?