We've been poor for so long that most fans are getting super giddy over a win >>>

[Ash]

The area has gone downhill since Monty left.

But it all seems a bit strange. I wonder what sort of friends Mr Ozil has been hanging around with.

Attempted robery thwarted seems a bit brazen they would come back to get them.

Someone told me that the carjacking gang (A) had been told by a local gang (B) to stay out of territory Y. Gang A responded with "We rob who we like" and stated their intention to take "everything" the two players had. Not sure how you make off with a large house in your bag of swag but still...

I still think Unai and Raul are behind this all.

[Burney]

Someone told me that the carjacking gang (A) had been told by a local gang (B) to stay out of territory Y. Gang A responded with "We rob who we like" and stated their intention to take "everything" the two players had. Not sure how you make off with a large house in your bag of swag but still...

I still think Unai and Raul are behind this all.

Are we trying to get Ozil to request a transfer?

[Tony C]

Do we still pay them their 500k a week while this is on going?

:vex:

Time to call the Yardies to sort this out imo

[Ash]

Do we still pay them their 500k a week while this is on going?

:vex:

Time to call the Yardies to sort this out imo

The bill for the security probably gets sent to the club as expenses.

[IUFG]

The bill for the security probably gets sent to the club as expenses.

One has to protect one's assets, a.

The Ozil asset is currently worth minus £50M

[Rich]

London an increasingly lawless shíthole, you say?

Well I never.

You wouldn't.... you know, have any sort of.... Theories on why that might be, would you, B?

[IUFG]

You wouldn't.... you know, have any sort of.... Theories on why that might be, would you, B?

Everyone knows why.

A Conservative government's austerity measures and subsequent lack of funding for the Po-leese.

Absolutely no other reasons.

Keep up, r.

[Rich]

Everyone knows why.

A Conservative government's austerity measures and subsequent lack of funding for the Po-leese.

Absolutely no other reasons.

Keep up, r.

Yes. Yes, I'm sure that was it. Thank you for clearing that up, I.

[Burney]

Everyone knows why.

A Conservative government's austerity measures and subsequent lack of funding for the Po-leese.

Absolutely no other reasons.

Keep up, r.

Yup. That'll be it. Definitely.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...-a3280846.html

[IUFG]

Yup. That'll be it. Definitely.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...-a3280846.html

NTTIAWWT of course