Why are we allegedly trying to buy a LB, but not a RB?

[Ash]

Yes, you've missed the fact that Sead is pretty hopeless as a LB in a back four and Emery wants to play 433. And Monreal is the only other option and he turns 34 in February.

Meanwhile, AMN was decent as a RB and Hector is a good RB and both are young.

Other than that you haven't missed anything.

I probably wasn't paying attention during the moments that AMN was decent as RB. I was unimpress.

Emery doesn't see Nacho as a CB in a two, so presumably either he or the dance-like-a-butterfly Bosnian would be moved on.

And we've got Blenkinsop as emergency RB. We'll always have Blenkinsop. His contract runs out after the sun expands to eat the earth.

[Pat Vegas]

I probably wasn't paying attention during the moments that AMN was decent as RB. I was unimpress.

Emery doesn't see Nacho as a CB in a two, so presumably either he or the dance-like-a-butterfly Bosnian would be moved on.

And we've got Blenkinsop as emergency RB. We'll always have Blenkinsop. His contract runs out after the sun expands to eat the earth.

I still think Blenkinsop won a competition or a (make a wish) type deal when he wa sa kid. Or Jim'll fixed it for him to be an Arsenal player.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I probably wasn't paying attention during the moments that AMN was decent as RB. I was unimpress.

Emery doesn't see Nacho as a CB in a two, so presumably either he or the dance-like-a-butterfly Bosnian would be moved on.

And we've got Blenkinsop as emergency RB. We'll always have Blenkinsop. His contract runs out after the sun expands to eat the earth.

You omitted the obligatory "Wenger Out" at the end of that

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I probably wasn't paying attention during the moments that AMN was decent as RB. I was unimpress.

Emery doesn't see Nacho as a CB in a two, so presumably either he or the dance-like-a-butterfly Bosnian would be moved on.

And we've got Blenkinsop as emergency RB. We'll always have Blenkinsop. His contract runs out after the sun expands to eat the earth.

I meant as RWB, not as RB.

By the end of last season, he'd learned how to beat the full back, whip in a cross and was making a few goals for Auba and the gang.

For a DM learning on the job, that was fine.

And Nacho is ok as a CH in two. Seen worse in recent years.