I don't think this petition is likely to do much.

[Burney]

All of it is wrong, b, ALL OF IT.

I think "When we have spare time, me and my mum go fabric shopping" is the most distressing thing I've ever heard an Arsenal player say. There are Arsenal players who've done time of whom I'm less ashamed, ffs!

I swear to God, if the fúcker doesn't turn out to be gay, there's just no excuse for this sort of thing.