I remember when the fixtures being announced would be classed as a big thing

[Sir C]

So you've become a whiney, entitled snowflake now? Is little Charlie going to stamp his little feet til he gets a little trophy? ...diddums!

That's right, having grown up on the North Bank in the 70s and 80s enjoying all those trophies every season, I'm definitely the entitled sort, yes.

Have you got a big nose?

[Rich]

We've got 19 away fixtures again - of course it is going to be painful. Chelsea and United at home in the space of a few days when we will undergoing an injury crisis. ffs

Ah, but now that we have sacked our director of high performance; things will be different!

[Tony C]

September 1st jokes - what’s the difference between Arsenal and a compass? A compass has 4 points

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

That's right, having grown up on the North Bank in the 70s and 80s enjoying all those trophies every season, I'm definitely the entitled sort, yes.

Have you got a big nose?

Well I fail to see the relevance but not inordinately large no. Quite small compared to Monty's enormous great hooter.

[Sir C]

Well I fail to see the relevance but not inordinately large no. Quite small compared to Monty's enormous great hooter.

So you admit it's pretty large?

Are you keeping a secret from us?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

So you admit it's pretty large?

Are you keeping a secret from us?

shu'uuuupp!!!

[Sir C]

shu'uuuupp!!!

I thought so.

Just wait until Jeremy's seized power. THEN we'll see a reckoning.

[Tony C]

What the f**k

Then Watford away, Villa home and United Away

We won’t get 10 points out of that lot

What are the club doing????

Xhaka needs to go, why is Mustafi still here

Ozil, Mickey, Kolasinac gone gone gone

Sell Sell Sell and get Wan Bisaka, Tiereny and Tarkowski now ffs

Look at Real got all their business done.

Why are we pssing about with that slow arse donkey Andersen

Ffs we’re doomed

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I thought so.

Just wait until Jeremy's seized power. THEN we'll see a reckoning.

You forget, as a working class son of toil, I'm an apparatchik - one of Jezza's storm troopers, a revolutionary guard.

The only person who needs to fear a reckoning is you, you running dog imperialist, capitalist lackey pig-dog pig-fúcker!

[Pokster]

You forget, as a working class son of toil, I'm an apparatchik - one of Jezza's storm troopers, a revolutionary guard.

The only person who needs to fear a reckoning is you, you running dog imperialist, capitalist lackey pig-dog pig-fúcker!

You forgot clog wearing