I've always thought that Monty's mother must have had a massive contraction just as his bonce began to emerge. Although I suppose it's possible that it happened post birth.
What is the charge here exactly? That I have an abnomally long head?
Get out-run by an ageing Rosicky, hit two tame shots straight at the keeper and then score a goal that would have been saved if Ospina had arms slightly longer than a dwarf's and a modicum of goalkeeping ability. He'll fit right in.
And presumably you’re also going to claim you say this with no malice or ill intent?
Do you even have any concept of the pressures young men like me are under to conform to media perceptions of beauty?
Young??? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so i'm sure someone somewhere thinks you are a beautiful person.... just because you have never found them doesn't mean they don't exist.
And it could be worse, you could have a big sweaty head
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
Young??? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so i'm sure someone somewhere thinks you are a beautiful person.... just because you have never found them doesn't mean they don't exist.
And it could be worse, you could have a big sweaty head