Gutted for "Drity" Leeds last night.

[Luis Anaconda]

Since when did they unleash Robbie Keane, they signed him to his 146th club that he had always dreamed of playing for

Wolves, Coventry and Inter Milan beforehand

[Sir C]

You're clearly just trying to distress me. I refuse to rise to the bait any longer.

Nonsense. What have I written which is in any way unreasonable?

Wasn't it around that time that a young James Milner appeared? On the left wing, perhaps?

[Burney]

Wolves, Coventry and Inter Milan beforehand

Fair enough. I had clearly deliberately forgotten this information about him.

Mind you, signing him after it's already become apparent what a thick, lantern-jawed, shít goal celebrations **** he was is - if anything - even worse.

[Luis Anaconda]

Nonsense. What have I written which is in any way unreasonable?

Wasn't it around that time that a young James Milner appeared? On the left wing, perhaps?

And Aaron Lennon - who believe it or not is still a professional footballer

[Burney]

Nonsense. What have I written which is in any way unreasonable?

Wasn't it around that time that a young James Milner appeared? On the left wing, perhaps?

You have described dirty, destructive players of a sort you generally loathe as 'great competitors'. This is the point at which I realised you are - at best - playing Devil's Advocaat.

[Burney]

And Aaron Lennon - who believe it or not is still a professional footballer

Theo Walcott's days with us were numbered when Tottenham sold Lennon and we were no longer able to console ourselves by saying 'Well at least he's not as shít as Aaron Lennon'.

[IUFG]

They should know that having a dodgy Spanish keeper doesn't end well.

Someone on Twitter commented something along the lines of "basically, Leeds have got Manuel Almunia in goal"

[Pokster]

And Aaron Lennon - who believe it or not is still a professional footballer

It was indeed, they have an impressive list of Accademy players that have gone on to play for first teams...forgot about Fabian Delph starting out at DL

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Luis Anaconda "Three Champions League winners medals I do have to say it would be better if Leeds had come up than Villa or god forbid Derby but it is also hugely funny"

Don't worry LA
They no longer have Shilts between the sticks keeping everything out

[Pokster]

Someone on Twitter commented something along the lines of "basically, Leeds have got Manuel Almunia in goal"

His performance after he ****ed up for the first goal was along the lines of, I'm going to come for every ball even if I have no chance of actually getting it