He's working out after midnight
He 'goes to the toilet'
Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter
It just doesn't add up for me.
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teena...towel-9531540/
The really odd thing about this 'story' is that it has made it to the news.Originally Posted by Burney
He's working out after midnight
He 'goes to the toilet'
Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter
It just doesn't add up for me.
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teena...towel-9531540/
World war three is about to kick off and the Metro is carrying stories of a phantom wánker.
"too busy looking at his phone" Watching porn no doubtHe's working out after midnight
He 'goes to the toilet'
Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter
It just doesn't add up for me.
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teena...towel-9531540/
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
I'm pretty sure HE is the wánker.
Quite so, p. He's clearly masturbated into his own towel and is now too deep into his cover story to turn back.
Watching gay gym porn no doubt... NTTAWWT
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
'Pump Gyms'...amirite?
Gym name taken a bit literallyHe's working out after midnight
He 'goes to the toilet'
Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter
It just doesn't add up for me.
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teena...towel-9531540/
Imagine doing the night shift at a gym and a man rushes out of the changing rooms waving his spunky towel under your nose and loudly shouting 'IT'S NOT SHAMPOO!'
I think I'd knock him down.
I'm trying to get an Allen gag out of this but for the life of me I can't find one
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
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