Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
My wife (who is an actual northerner) would be horrified. I once made her fish and chips and asked if she wanted gravy and she looked at me as though I was mad. "You don't have gravy with fish!" she said.

Odd lot, the northerns.
Well there must have been 30 or 40 of the fúckers in this establishment and every man jack of 'em ordered 'addock, chips, mooshy peas and gravy. Perhaps they weren't actual northerners? They sounded northern and they smelt northern.