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How do you feel about that?
You also realise that, were such a calamity to occur and were we to win the Special Olympics Cup thingy, we'd end up having to play in the Supercup in Istanbul as the junior partner? Imagine the humiliation.
The only thing that would appease me in such an event would be the public lynching of Unai Emery, whose fault it would undoubtedly be.
The only tolerable outcome from both of our finals is if they lose theirs. Obviously if they win theirs it makes ours utterly irrelevant.
But imagine if both results went our way?
What I'm saying is that there's a chance the risk of the worst thing to ever happen in he history of the world could turn out to be one of the very best.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”