Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
Or Wenger's love child wi' thon rapper salt. It is widely known in medical circles that the wizened pusillanimous gametes of a tired old man are likely to result in the profound dysmorphia of any progeny.
Did he actually impregnate it? Good Lord. Clearly his commitment to incautious attacking play extends beyond the pitch to his attitude to birth control, the dirty auld sod.

Still, you can't imagine any young rappers allowing Emery anywhere near them, can you?