Oh, I had a truly horrid 'hash' for breakfast in Dallas. Worst thing I've eaten in a hotel in years.
It was described thusly:
'Brisket Hash
two poached cage-free eggs | smoked brisket | sautéed
jalapeños | potatoes | onions | chipotle hollandaise'
It was, in fact, some sort of hideous watery beef stew with boiled potatoes lurking init and with incongruous eggs on top.
I had to push it away. Seriously, what kind of animal would think that represents breakfast?