You poor emasculated fools. Britain adopting speed limiters in its cars.

[Burney]

and have a speed limit of 55mph (it might be 60 mph in some States)

And their coffee is as weak as píss, they can't make beer to save their lives, their hotels all smell the same and for a nation of 300 million never to have produced a single decent cheese is an utter disgrace.

[IUFG]

There's language now.

you're welcome, sc.

[Sir C]

I don't believe a word of what you're saying. Not one goddamned word. We are proud and free, ride or die bro.

You better believe it, bud.

Also, many of your women are fat.

[Burney]

You better believe it, bud.

Also, many of your women are fat.

Increasingly, I'm coming to believe that the only two things I like about the states are sandwiches and the ready availability of cocktails.

Mind you, they can't make a gin and tonic.

[Sir C]

Increasingly, I'm coming to believe that the only two things I like about the states are sandwiches and the ready availability of cocktails.

Mind you, they can't make a gin and tonic.

I reatin a grudging respect for the art of the diner hash-slinger and the availability of decent cheeseburgers.

Otherwise, you can keep it.

[IUFG]

I reatin a grudging respect for the art of the diner hash-slinger and the availability of decent cheeseburgers.

Otherwise, you can keep it.

Have you been to Fatburger in Camden?

Some things just don't travel well

[Sir C]

Have you been to Fatburger in Camden?

Some things just don't travel well

I haven't been to Camden for years, thank God.

I had a Five Guys and a wossname, what's the other one? Shake Shack recently.

Not bad. Not bad at all.

[Luis Anaconda]

Increasingly, I'm coming to believe that the only two things I like about the states are sandwiches and the ready availability of cocktails.

Mind you, they can't make a gin and tonic.

How can you not make a G&T?

[Burney]

I reatin a grudging respect for the art of the diner hash-slinger and the availability of decent cheeseburgers.

Otherwise, you can keep it.

Oh, I had a truly horrid 'hash' for breakfast in Dallas. Worst thing I've eaten in a hotel in years.

It was described thusly:
'Brisket Hash
two poached cage-free eggs | smoked brisket | sautéed
jalapeños | potatoes | onions | chipotle hollandaise'

It was, in fact, some sort of hideous watery beef stew with boiled potatoes lurking init and with incongruous eggs on top.

I had to push it away. Seriously, what kind of animal would think that represents breakfast?

[Burney]

How can you not make a G&T?

Flat tonic. A lump (rather than a twist) of lime and not enough ice.