Nonsense, I'm afraid. They've bantered you off. You're looking at it the wrong way. It sounds like in your formative years, it's women that taught you how to be a man. I'll bet you were even present at your kid's birth?
If the bird you've just knocked up believes you find her vile, or merely even anything less than as attractive as ever, if not even more so, she will never, ever forgive you for this betrayal (she believes she is doing you a favour, carrying your child). Which means bairns #2, #3 and so on, you know, an actual family, likely won't happen. In fact, the marriage/partnership is, to all intents and purposes, dead.
Now, the dolly in this situation is vulnerable and needs support and protection so the thing will perhaps last for a bit, but only until she gets her breath back. Then, one way or another, officially or unofficially, there will be a break-up. At the very least an irreparable, spiritual one.
And from there, society and civilisation and all that sort of thing dies.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
All I said was that I didn't like Joni Mitchell or Kate bush. And it's true, I don't. When I mentioned the women I did like (Amy wine house, the fleetwood mac with the birds in it, a bit of blondie, maybe even Florence) they went mental.....
At some point I did apparently suggest that I wouldn't stand for women in music but that was after they went after me
Yes. Very good, but the point is, you don't tell her all that. That's how chaps end up getting strangled in their sleep or poisoned, with the bird getting off scot-free.
1. Just so. That's what they all say. It's you that's supposed to want to.
2. Irrelevant, m'lud.
3 See: #1.
4. See: #2
5. You say you were together for ten years so what difference would it make? What difference would it make if it were twenty years? Or forty
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
I never got the appeal of Kate Bush. She gave me the creeps. Weird, spiky dancing, wobbly, shrieky voice and scary eyes. Not into Joni Mitchell either but I don't have a list of reasons. Maybe something about whining about wanting a Mercedes Benz.
When you said you didn't like them did you use diplomatic language about taste or did you say they were shít and anyone who likes them is an idiot?