Last week when the wife was away, I dined one evening on egg, beans and chips.

[Burney]

You can't beat a council dinner every now and again.

But that won could have been slightly betterered by adding a Birds Eye burger imo.

The ones that, when cooked, shrink to the size of a 50p piece? Hmmm.

I was thinking that it could have used a grillsteak? Do they even still do grillsteaks? They were quite, quite unwholesome, full of fat, mechanically recovered meat and had a bizarrely rubbery texture, but by god they tasted fantastic.