There are a million videos on youtube showing you how to cook every dish

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

The Beeb doesn't give you sexy Vietnamese girls teaching you to make banh mi.

Plus, how very, very dare you! My oeufs en meurette are famous from here to Foots Cray and beyond! The secret is the quality of the wine. Only a heavy Burgundy will do.

If we ever do get out of Europe all that poncy foreign muck'll be outlawed mind! - Boiled beef and cabbage will become mandatory and anyone trying to sex it up with poncy herbs will end up tasting nothing more than the leather of the Doc Marten of one of Conducator Farage's Revolutionary Guards - ya feckin big poncy ponce you are!

[barrybueno]

If we ever do get out of Europe all that poncy foreign muck'll be outlawed mind! - Boiled beef and cabbage will become mandatory and anyone trying to sex it up with poncy herbs will end up tasting nothing more than the leather of the Doc Marten of one of Conducator Farage's Revolutionary Guards - ya feckin big poncy ponce you are!

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