Two slices of Waitrose Wheat & rye sourdough bread - lightly toasted.
Spread real butter - not too much - to melt into the bread.
Thinly sliced Castello Tickler - the very crack cocaine of Cheddars.
A single slice of Porchetta.
Moisten with a spoonful of Wholegrain Mustard and some English Lavender Classic .
Very nice
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'