I fear that is about to stop.
He is taking our team to Dubai. One can only suppose that he is determined to expunge any shred of joy from their souls, and complete the task of making them dessicated automata, happy amongst the brualist concrete and brutal human rights abuses of the Emirates.
This is extremely disappointing news.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."