whatsoever who Karl Lagerfeld was.
He has the look of the concentration camp about him and I don't mean as an inmate. Oh and, of course, a great deal of the cock has been planted up his bowels.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Those are my fave media obits. A guy you never heard of assumes room temperature and all of media is rife with glowing tributes. Jeepers, it's almost as if they have many obits pre-written. Just hit a button and out they go. But of course we know that the truth is that the millenials who work in media for starving wages these days are wordly, astute and intelligent so they are quite aware of all of these recently deceased. Right?
Hmmm, what would your prewritten obit say, Herbs?