I've only just realised how MASSIVELY overrated that Banks save from Pele was

[Pokster]

:arsene:

You know you will anger Sir C with that post

Of course, silly old goat that he is

[SWv2]

"Fewer"

God, I hate myself

I always struggle with this, probably linked to me not being English.

So, why is "less" wrong?

[PSRB]

Why not just tell the missus she can **** off for 6 hours and do her own thing, say, once a month on a weekend?

and have them both, for 6 hours.....on my own???!!!

[PSRB]

If you took less shots it wouldn't take as long

Catch 22, if I played more often, I'd take fewer shots

[Pokster]

I always struggle with this, probably linked to me not being English.

So, why is "less" wrong?

He's protecting his handicap

[Monty92]

and have them both, for 6 hours.....on my own???!!!

Welcome to my world

[Luis Anaconda]

and have them both, for 6 hours.....on my own???!!!

One word “au pair”

[Monty92]

I always struggle with this, probably linked to me not being English.

So, why is "less" wrong?

It's a bit like why f*cking children is wrong. If you have to ask, you're beyond hope.

[PSRB]

One word “au pair”

Yeah, cause that'd be allowed to happen

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Yeah, cause that'd be allowed to happen

You'll be fine as long as the au pair is dog's cock ugly - or least more dog's cock ugly than your missus.