encountered the devil crapping into a urinal. It was hard to establish which us was more surprised.
That's fúcking strange, isn't it? It doesn't suggest a healthy frame of mind to me.
I thought it was 1979?
(It is in my world)
Re the defecation nightmare - that'll be your polyps concern seeping through into the subconscious mind
10 characters? Pile of cund.