Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
They once asked me if I’d ever been to Iraq or the Middle East.

I responded chirpily “well, I’ve been to Israel!”, assuming they’d put two and two together and work out that I’m a harmless Heebie rather than an evil Allan, but this only served to make them even more suspicious
You are a bit brown, to be fair to them. And if you weren't clean-shaven, their suspicion is entirely understandable.