You know the old jokes about getting older and your prostate swelling,

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Definitely. I'm completely ignoring this mahoosive tuma on my face as well.

The enormous ugly tumour on your face is basically just your face c. F'geddabahdit! :tapin:

[SWv2]

The enormous ugly tumour on your face is basically just your face c. F'geddabahdit! :tapin:

That is more than a bit rude to be honest H.

[Sir C]

That is more than a bit rude to be honest H.

He's always bullying me sw. I'm pretty scared of him to be honest.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

He's always bullying me sw. I'm pretty scared of him to be honest.

You fackin need to be son. You're a big poncy toff and I'm a horny handed working class son of toil. I poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick when I'm bored and I've got tattoos on my bellend.

[Sir C]

You fackin need to be son. You're a big poncy toff and I'm a horny handed working class son of toil. I poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick when I'm bored and I've got tattoos on my bellend.

Ooh, I do find you rather exciting when you get all rough and manly, h. :chaseme:

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Ooh, I do find you rather exciting when you get all rough and manly, h. :chaseme:

I can't run anymore c. Me prostate's bulgin' out o' me arse'ole

[Burney]

I'm not wearing this in bed.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.../7/7f/CPAP.png

It just seems a bit Blue Velvet, doesn’t it?

[Chief Arrowhead]

It just seems a bit Blue Velvet, doesn’t it?

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That's bull****. Two little things up the nostrils, mouth is uncovered. That must be the **** NHS stuff you socialists put up with.