Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
My doctor told me he was going to check my prostate once and I agreed.

Never, ever again. I swear he shoved a wardrobe up my fundament.

I'll take the cancer thanks.
Running to your doctor like a baby is exactly what the cancer wants. Ignore it it and it will sulk and go away.

I'm pissing six or seven times a night, with excruciating pain right there were the prostate is but it needn't think it's going to win!