Reply With QuoteStepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainersOriginally Posted by Pat Vegas
when you have to dash to take a dump.
Only to find you are not able to do one and it's just a bunch of farts.
Stepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainers
That happened to me about twice in London at the weekend. Between that and walking down Highgate Hill which wet leaves had rendered as slippery as an ice rink it was a challenge to walk around
Sounds like something one of our players would have done last night.
Twice yesterday walking to work
be honest, you were píssed, weren't you?
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Oddly not (very - a drink had been taken)
Going down on Berni's mum only to find she hasn't cleaned up since Sir C's last visit
I am sat here wondering if he actually means it was a "challenge" to walk around some wet leaves.
I admire laziness in any man but this is a new level.
Having to pick shards of glass out of someone's fungus-ridden feet with tweezers
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