I've checked with Simon Jenkins and, as suspected, it's all our fault.
Lopsided betting though
Russia 1/5
NATO 4/1
North Korea 2000/1
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Simples c. Lift the travel ban on all our hooligan firms and send 'em over. They may be hard fúckers but as hard as 'Wall? Hard as the ICF. Hard as The herd? I don't fink so!
Of course you me Strongy and 'Cosia will have to be there representing the old North Bank. What larks when we run 'em all the way back to their stinking Steppes hovels!
Those Russia casuals are no joke though.
The don’t drink or waste their money on Stone Island or Aquascutum.
They just eat bear meat and train UFC 24/7 so they could go to games and fight.
Our lot have no chance.
PS still trying to source blueberry fed bear steaks.